Boobs are a Man's Best Friend

Man's best friend is not a dog from the local dog pound, or the buddy he plays golf with every Saturday like clock work. It is the boob's of a woman. I could never understand why a man thinks these can talk. Ever notice, if a woman has boob's a man seems to never see the beauty in one's eyes, or the color of them for that matter. He never sees her shining white teeth or the batting of the eyes. Hell, he doesn't even see the mount rushmore on her forehead (pimple) that she has been trying to conceal for days. But, he sees the boobs. He can't take his eyes off the boobs. Does he really think they will talk back? Does he think they will comfort him on a bad day? Wait, men don't have bad days, they just sulk for a week. Maybe they should get their own boobs. Maybe they should shop for a bra, one that lifts and seperates. A leather boostierre (corset). Just don't steal my identity. Men should try shopping for a strapless bra that holds them puppies. Men cannot call themselves men if they have not even given any thought to trying on a bra. Come on now, admit it, wouldn't it be a funny site to see a man wear a bra everyday. They would then appreciate what a woman goes through and he would then look her in the eyes instead of at the boobs. So next time a man looks at your boobs, tell him they don't talk, and to look you in the face when you speak.