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Thursday, August 11, 2005

10 Things Every Single Girl Must Own

By Amy SpencerSure

You've got the perfect shade of lipstick and the little black dress... but is that all you need? Hardly.

1. A fabulous photo of yourself
2. A pretty pair of heels
3. An Eminem CD
4. A great pickup line... and a way to blow 'em off
5. A six-pack of good bottled beer
6. Bathroom reading (for his private time)
7. A business card
8. Earplugs (to drown out his snoring, if he spends the night)
9. A straight male friend on your speed-dial
10. A condom (in case he forgot)

I figured these were the things that was basic...besides the perfect shade of lipstick and the perfect little black dress. But, of course being the southern woman I am. I had to come up with my own top 10 things every single girl must own.

1. A purse of every color
2. A pair of sunglasses that will catch his attention
3. The perfect bra (some lace)
4. Of course, the perfect panty to match the perfect bra (thongs are good)
5. A great hairstylist
6. The best jeans that shows off the ass
7. Leather Jacket and gloves to ride on a Harley (boots come in handy too)
8. A great swimsuit with matching sarong skirt
9. A strand of pearls to go with the jeans (dare to be different)
10. A reliable booty buddy

1 Comments:

  • At 11:14 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Didnt see a vibrator on either list. Even a 'reliable' booty buddy cant be relied upon ALL of the time!!

     

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